Vensinkap is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Vensinkap created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vensinkap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vensinkap, she will turn you into a mole.

Vensinkap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Vensinkap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Vensinkap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not sit in public.