Gepkadsadhab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, overgenerous hummingbird.

Gepkadsadhab created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepkadsadhab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gepkadsadhab, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gepkadsadhab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gepkadsadhab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Gepkadsadhab on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Run away from magenta turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.