Bodhenhap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, narcissistic jellyfish.

Bodhenhap created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodhenhap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bodhenhap, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bodhenhap's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bodhenhap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Bodhenhap in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must pray to Bodhenhap seven times a day.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always take life seriously.