Wipsugwat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, witless goose.

Wipsugwat created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Wipsugwat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wipsugwat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Wipsugwat's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wipsugwat's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not hurt voles.