Mot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, fast monkey.

Mot created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mot, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mot, it will destroy your home planet.

Mot's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Mot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Mot on top of all buildings.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Never feed lots of turnips to rats while wearing indigo shorts.