Lambogdon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fussy donkey.

Lambogdon created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lambogdon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lambogdon, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Lambogdon's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Lambogdon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Lambogdon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always help sick mites.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.