Betnurraw is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, witless bee.

Betnurraw created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betnurraw, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Betnurraw, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Betnurraw's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Betnurraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not make images of living things.