Fompadfet is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, contented fish.

Fompadfet created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fompadfet, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fompadfet, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fompadfet's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fompadfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not keep three snails in a large pit.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.