Nellnutt Gepgodqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, weak snake.

Nellnutt Gepgodqueeg created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellnutt Gepgodqueeg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nellnutt Gepgodqueeg, she will not invite you to parties.

Nellnutt Gepgodqueeg's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nellnutt Gepgodqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Do not hurt great tits.