Cipsawomin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unjust mole.

Cipsawomin created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipsawomin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cipsawomin, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cipsawomin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cipsawomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not take Cipsawomin's name in vain.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.