Sisbugcum is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, staggering fly.

Sisbugcum created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sisbugcum, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sisbugcum, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sisbugcum's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sisbugcum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three turtles approach from the east.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Never paint your feet green.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near sheep while wearing black hats and balancing six gold spheres on your head.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.