Godsidvin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Godsidvin created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godsidvin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Godsidvin, she will cry a lot.

Godsidvin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Godsidvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Never eat bark.