Gad Cedhamzog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous goose.

Gad Cedhamzog created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gad Cedhamzog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gad Cedhamzog, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gad Cedhamzog's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gad Cedhamzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Hide from violet snakes for they are unholy.