Madquatkad is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak hare.

Madquatkad created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Madquatkad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Madquatkad, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Madquatkad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Madquatkad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Madquatkad.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always obey Madquatkad's priests.

4. Never sit near badgers.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Madquatkad on top of all buildings.