Yarphubran is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless newt.

Yarphubran created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarphubran, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarphubran, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yarphubran's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Yarphubran's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.