Tinqueegcub is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, almighty raccoon.

Tinqueegcub created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinqueegcub, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tinqueegcub, he will turn you into a mouse.

Tinqueegcub's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Tinqueegcub's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not listen to music.