Cadpignab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous naga.

Cadpignab created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadpignab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cadpignab, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cadpignab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cadpignab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cadpignab.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.