Yimliblib is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, passionate hummingbird.

Yimliblib created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimliblib, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yimliblib, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yimliblib's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yimliblib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.