Fobponfut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish coyote.

Fobponfut created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Fobponfut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fobponfut, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Fobponfut's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fobponfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels in need.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always wear green.

5. Never wear fawn kilts.