Xinhatduss is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witless bird.

Xinhatduss created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinhatduss, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xinhatduss, it will destroy your home solar system.

Xinhatduss' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Xinhatduss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six horses approach from the west.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never bounce near capybaras.

4. Erect three copper sculptures of Xinhatduss on top of important buildings.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.