Tigmisgud Gomrulgil is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate dingo.

Tigmisgud Gomrulgil created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Tigmisgud Gomrulgil, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tigmisgud Gomrulgil, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Tigmisgud Gomrulgil's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tigmisgud Gomrulgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.