Jarngessflag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, ruthless clam.

Jarngessflag created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Jarngessflag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jarngessflag, he will turn you into a tree.

Jarngessflag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Jarngessflag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Jarngessflag.

2. You must pray to Jarngessflag eight times a day.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Never wear orange shoes.

5. Never write about chromosomes.