Bithamveg is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fast jellyfish.

Bithamveg created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bithamveg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bithamveg, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bithamveg's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bithamveg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five gold sculptures of Bithamveg on top of important buildings.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never run in the presence of monkeys.

4. Never feed beans to bats while wearing brown skirts.

5. Fast once a month.