Rownibdaggod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, intelligent toad.

Rownibdaggod created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Rownibdaggod, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rownibdaggod, she will strike you with lightening.

Rownibdaggod's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rownibdaggod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.