Padsaglam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, impressive wasp.

Padsaglam created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Padsaglam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Padsaglam, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Padsaglam's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Padsaglam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near birds while wearing red shorts.

3. Never sit near tortoises.

4. Always help goats.

5. Feed all hungry whales.