Mobvoncun is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish fly.

Mobvoncun created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobvoncun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mobvoncun, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mobvoncun's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Mobvoncun's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Mobvoncun must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Always look after injured geese.

5. Always take life seriously.