Targfunbut Quillkamhaspongumnutmapjin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, resourceful hare.

Targfunbut Quillkamhaspongumnutmapjin created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Targfunbut Quillkamhaspongumnutmapjin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Targfunbut Quillkamhaspongumnutmapjin, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Targfunbut Quillkamhaspongumnutmapjin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Targfunbut Quillkamhaspongumnutmapjin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Run away if eight hamsters approach from the east.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Hide from magenta rats for they are unholy.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.