Kongar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered weasel.

Kongar created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kongar, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kongar, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kongar's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kongar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never feed garlic to dolphins while wearing gray scarves.

3. You must pray to Kongar eight times a day.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Never talk about dark matter near birds while wearing magenta corsets and balancing four titanium spheres on your hands.