Pigsiglarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, fussy eagle.

Pigsiglarg created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigsiglarg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pigsiglarg, he will destroy your home solar system.

Pigsiglarg's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Pigsiglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.