Dubnabcum Matjinsad is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, witless
swan.
Dubnabcum Matjinsad created a charm quark two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dubnabcum Matjinsad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Dubnabcum Matjinsad, he will be very unhappy.
Dubnabcum Matjinsad's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Dubnabcum Matjinsad's Holy Commandments1. Dubnabcum Matjinsad must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Never write about solid mechanics.
3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Dubnabcum Matjinsad in the centre of the settlement.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never think ill of sick frogs.