Gil is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, emotional dingo.

Gil created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gil, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gil, he will turn you into a rock.

Gil's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gil's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to whales while wearing fawn ear rings.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Never think about special relativity near tapirs while wearing mauve boots and balancing six silver spheres on your hands.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Gil in the centre of the settlement.