Fadsiggebgon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, smart horse.

Fadsiggebgon created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadsiggebgon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fadsiggebgon, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fadsiggebgon's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fadsiggebgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fadsiggebgon's priests.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near frogs while wearing purple coats and balancing nine copper spheres on your hands.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help porpoises in need.