Kenbesshugfun is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, conceited hydra.

Kenbesshugfun created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Kenbesshugfun, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kenbesshugfun, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kenbesshugfun's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Kenbesshugfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to tortoises while wearing rings.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always obey Kenbesshugfun's priests.

4. Always help geese.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.