Citbugtin is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, annoying beaver.

Citbugtin created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Citbugtin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Citbugtin, it will turn you into a mole.

Citbugtin's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Citbugtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Citbugtin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always obey Citbugtin's priests.

5. Put Citbugtin first in all things.