Appsiglip is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, irritating narwhal.

Appsiglip created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Appsiglip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Appsiglip, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Appsiglip's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Appsiglip's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck fawn.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Appsiglip in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never write about amino acids.