Gonhug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful goose.

Gonhug created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonhug, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gonhug, it will turn you into a goat.

Gonhug's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gonhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine doves in a large pit.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never bounce near dogs.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.