Sigyimbuttarg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able snake.

Sigyimbuttarg created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigyimbuttarg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sigyimbuttarg, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sigyimbuttarg's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Sigyimbuttarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always take life seriously.