Hamsandflapdim Hannadtetti Limyatkem is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, awesome troll.

Hamsandflapdim Hannadtetti Limyatkem created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamsandflapdim Hannadtetti Limyatkem, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hamsandflapdim Hannadtetti Limyatkem, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Hamsandflapdim Hannadtetti Limyatkem's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Hamsandflapdim Hannadtetti Limyatkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Hamsandflapdim Hannadtetti Limyatkem on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Always help voles in need.