Mongub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, impressive horse.

Mongub created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mongub, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mongub, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mongub's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Mongub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not chop down trees.