Mobcumbest is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet zebra.

Mobcumbest created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobcumbest, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mobcumbest, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mobcumbest's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Mobcumbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.