Nellnibdid Tarpstercun Sanfutbid is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, loving bird.

Nellnibdid Tarpstercun Sanfutbid created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellnibdid Tarpstercun Sanfutbid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nellnibdid Tarpstercun Sanfutbid, she will turn you into a worm.

Nellnibdid Tarpstercun Sanfutbid's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nellnibdid Tarpstercun Sanfutbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Worship no other gods but Nellnibdid Tarpstercun Sanfutbid.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never wear skirts.