Febarmzig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, staggering toad.

Febarmzig created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Febarmzig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Febarmzig, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Febarmzig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Febarmzig's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. You must pray to Febarmzig nine times a day.

5. Never pour water over plants.