Manaflad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic finch.

Manaflad created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Manaflad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Manaflad, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Manaflad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Manaflad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Run away from gray mites, for they are unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Manaflad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Learn four new languages a year.