Veggofged is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awesome camel.

Veggofged created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veggofged, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Veggofged, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Veggofged's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Veggofged's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Hide from pink sheep for they are unholy.

3. Run away from brown moths, for they are unholy.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Veggofged in the centre of the settlement.