Larpwodflig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, blissful penguin.

Larpwodflig created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpwodflig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Larpwodflig, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Larpwodflig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Larpwodflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.