Ruttgutkan is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow mole.

Ruttgutkan created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttgutkan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ruttgutkan, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Ruttgutkan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Ruttgutkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Ruttgutkan loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about spacetime.