Lipbesskad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable camel.

Lipbesskad created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbesskad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lipbesskad, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Lipbesskad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Lipbesskad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Never mention capybaras.