Sisquammis Fomjinsad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, competent mouse.

Sisquammis Fomjinsad created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisquammis Fomjinsad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sisquammis Fomjinsad, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sisquammis Fomjinsad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sisquammis Fomjinsad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five otters approach from the south.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near birds while wearing yellow stockings and balancing four platinum spheres on your chest.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sisquammis Fomjinsad.