Foncissmetbenbagfedwatnill is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, quiet goose.

Foncissmetbenbagfedwatnill created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Foncissmetbenbagfedwatnill, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Foncissmetbenbagfedwatnill, it will remove you from existence.

Foncissmetbenbagfedwatnill's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Foncissmetbenbagfedwatnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Never leap in the presence of goats.

3. Hide if seven ducks approach from the west.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Never look in ponds.