Mapnurldon is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, clever octopus.

Mapnurldon created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapnurldon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mapnurldon, he will send you a sign.

Mapnurldon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Mapnurldon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Mapnurldon on top of important buildings.

3. Mapnurldon loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Mapnurldon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.